kvilla's latin to english lessons...quite funny

"Ignoramus microsoftis multa pecunia dat."(Yeah, where *do* I want to go today??)

"Sic semper tyrannus."(Your dinosaur is ill.)

"No Quid Pro Quo."(I'm Sorry, We're All Out of Quid.)

"Nunc Tutus Exitus Computarus."(It's Now Safe To Turn Off Your Computer.)

"Tempo fugit."(I drove my Ford off a bridge.)

"Veni, vedi, vichy."(I came, I saw, I capitulated to the Germans.)

"Et tu, pluribus unum?"(The government just stabbed me in the back!)

"E pluribus septum"(Multiple nose piercings.)

"Hillaranus Governantimus Inevitabilitus."(A woman will be President.)

"Veni, Vidi, Velcro"
(I came; I saw; I stuck around.)